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EVER IMAGINE HAVING JESUS TAKING QUESTIONS FROM PEOPLE ON A TV OR RADIO STATION?

PRESENTER: Hey people! Guess who we have in the house with us? He is often called Emmanuel, Prince of Peace, Alpha and Omega, Jehovah Jireh, Agbanilagbatan, Owibeesebe, Igwe. You already know Him, Please help me welcome the Almighty God.

GOD: Thank you very much for the introduction. Infact Ori mi wu (I feel elated and honoured).

PRESENTER: There are so many questions we would like to ask you Sir, but because of time we would only take few calls. However, before calls begin to roll in, permit me to ask you this. Some people feel rejected and alone at times; what advice do you have for them?

GOD: I have told you that I will be with you everywhere you go. Even David said it. Check his song in Psalm 139:5,7, 9-10. When you pass through waters, I will be with you. When you cross rivers, you will not drown. When you walk through fire you will not be burned because I the Lord am your God; my presence is too strong for your feelings to comprehend, only your Spirit can sense me.

CALL 1: Chika (With sober voice) God, my past is haunting me, I’m afraid to come back to you. My sins are just too much and unforgiveable. I feel dirty and guilty to stand before you in prayer.

GOD: Uhm! Chika, I have been waiting for you all the years with open arms, you need to realize that I am not tied to your past. I seek daily relationship with you, that is why I promise that even if your sins are as red as scarlet, they can be as white as snow. Don’t forget, the blood of my son- Jesus, is ever potent to cleanse you of all your sins and restore you back to fellowship with me. I’ll be waiting for you.

CALL 2: DEACON OKE – From HolyGhost Consuming Church International: God, I don’t know if you will understand this? See, I love my wife….. but my marriage is not just working! It’s simply not what I had expected. I have tried all your laid down principles, precepts and doctrines and but it’s all not coming to reality. My wife is just impossible to please; we are married but living single. God, the issue is I want you to help me change her heart before I consider bailing out. Please help!

GOD: Uhm, one core purpose and intention of marriage that many of you don’t know is to support your journey to heaven. My Son, you are the problem of your marriage; you are no longer reaching out to your wife – Bisi — in love. You need to go home and love your wife, she is only to submit to you; stop comparing her with other ladies. She is the best lady for you; you top the list of her daily prayer request to me. You said you have tried all my principles, that’s wrong! The only one I demand for your marriage is LOVE, and I found you wanting in it. Stop being theoretical in loving your wife, my kind of love is in deeds. Go, read and practice my word written by Paul in 1 Cor. 13 and come back with your report.

CALL 3: MRS DUROTIJESU: (Crying) Ah God, you are wicked! What have I done for you to deserve this. After 13years of waiting for the fruit of the womb, you eventually gave me Isaac, and after 22yrs when he was returning from his NYSC, you allowed him to perish in the ill fated plane crash. Where were you when it happened? You shouldn’t have given him to me in the first place. Ah, o doju ti igbagbo mi o (You put my faith to shame).

GOD: Uhm! My daughter, I share your pain but if only you understand that my ways are not your ways. I have only answered the prayer you offered to me on the day of his dedication, when you dedicated Him to my service and asked me to take him if it remains a day for him to fall to sin that will cost him my kingdom. He’s presently with his Saviour in my Kingdom. Moreso, Isaac, have fully fulfilled His purpose for me, he died with a smile after witnessing me to the prostitute that sat with him in the plane. In totality, 27 people will be in heaven because of him. I said in Isaiah 57 that I take away the righteous before the days of evil. Shade, I have not shamed you, I have only glorified your works; channel your effort to complete your journey in me so you can join your son in my kingdom.

CALL 4: BISHOP PAUL: God, I have a confession, “I am tired of pretence” Everyone expect me to be perfect, to be everywhere, to be in every meetings and committees, to answer every call, to pray for them all…..it’s just endless; they are all just selfish. And in all this, my family concerns are all there, financial obligations are daily piling up. God, you know I am trying but I just can’t cope anymore.

GOD: Paul! I am sorry, I never called you to be a Bishop, my strength cannot abound for you outside the purpose I earmarked you for. The truth is, although, many have been saved by your message but your name is not presently in the book of life. You are busy with ambition but guilty of purpose; you refused to heed all my clear warnings and directions. I designed you to glorify me in the Academics, it is there you are of eternal value and your peace is guaranteed, with many souls of student for you to disciple.

CALL 5: PRECIOUS: Am I on to Heavengate FM

PRESENTER: Yes, go on Precious.

PRECIOUS: I need a word from God, the truth is that I’m getting weak to stand for purity. It seems I am the only one standing for you. God, you need to understand what I am going through, the pressure is overwhelming in campus. I feel so odd, even my Spiritual Mentor almost raped me the other day. It’s simply unrighteous to be righteous in this unrighteous land.

GOD: Truly, Precious I salute your unyielding dedication despite the immorality all around you, don’t give up yet, your purity is not for me, it’s a seal of security and glory over your future, and moreso you are not the only one keeping on for purity, I still have more than 600 young men and ladies in your campus who have never bowed to the pressure of fornication in your campus.1Cor 10:13, about Bro James whom you called your Spiritual Mentor, I don’t know him at all, I warned you severally about him but you were deceived by his deceitful prayer life, he’s only a wolf in sheep’s clothing. I only use that experience to save you from future danger with him.

CALL 7: SHEGXY: God is it true, are you the one?

GOD: Good to hear from you Segun. Yes, it’s. I am that I am. What can I do for you?

SHEGXY: Ha Baba God, no mind all those people wey dey wahala you with too many questions, na only one question me I get and make you just answer me straight. Na which day, month and year you dey show? Na just that simple question I get, so just answer me sharp sharp and abeg no give me proverb o?

GOD: (Shakes his head) Segun, my Son is coming soon, sooner than you think.

PRESENTER: That will be our last call. Thank you so much Erujeje for honouring our invitation. Sir, any final word for many others out there who couldn’t reach us?

GOD: Uhm! My dear Children out there, In the midst of all these global restlessness, it is only your connection to me that guarantees your rest and safety. The mountains may disappear and the hills fall, but my promise of peace will not come to an end. Also, don’t forget, your salvation is not a short-cut to heaven, remember to tell someone about me because I will ask you to produce just one person that got to heaven because of you on the last day.

PRESENTER: Thank you for your time.

GOD: I am here for you anytime. All you have to do is call.